U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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