If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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