So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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