It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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