sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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