whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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