But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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