when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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