I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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