we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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