You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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