Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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