omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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