Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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