He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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