I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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