Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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