dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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