dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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