they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
