Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
we should paint friendship bongs
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