Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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