but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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