dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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