SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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