Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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