can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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