He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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