Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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