the condom got lost in my hair
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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