This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
