Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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