More tranny stories later!
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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