O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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