im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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