P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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