Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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