i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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