You really coming over, don't trick.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
