bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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