My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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