It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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