she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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