GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
