I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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