our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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