Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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