Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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