Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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