You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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