i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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