we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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