He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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