He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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