He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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