Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I need you to use more vowels.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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