I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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