you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My liver just had a heart attack.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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