Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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