Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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