How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You're a waste of cheezeits
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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